toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

homostacious:

don’t do drugs. (◡‿◡✿)

do me instead (☉‿☉✿)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time